The Community of Elite Canaan is a huge, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 353 million Elite Canaanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 12.2%.

The Elite Canaanian economy, worth 15.2 trillion Dahwoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 43,154 Dahwoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control. Elite Canaan's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Elite Canaan is ranked 140,948^th in the world and 5,513^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 16.57 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.